Here is a list of stupid questions I thought of to ask your opinion on....mostly because I haven't posted lately and because I can't think of anything better to write...
1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
8) What do you call male ballerinas?
9) Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?
10) Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'?
Is it because Americans are so self-centered?
11) Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
12) Do blondes really know that they have more fun?
13) What would you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezed?
14) What do people in China call their good plates
and lastly...
15) Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
5 comments:
"eee-ni-i-i-i-i-i"
(also known as the noise that I laughed about for about 5 minutes straight)
i definately think that naked turtles are awesome.
no...sesame street does that to kids...
i spell mum...not mom...
is THAT wierd???
freakish and weird, barb. Don't show boys you like that you spell mom, "mum". They'll run.
I dont care if they run because I spell it "mum"...usually I get them to run before that by introducing them to my dad.... :S
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