Monday, October 31, 2005
The Art of Spooning
Ahh spooning. What is spooning? Spooning is a kind of horizontal hug, two bodies curling up so they both fit perfectly into each other's--like two spoons in a drawer!
Never spooned before? Well, fear not! Expert spooners, Barb Legault, Rachael van Rij and Chantelle Walsh will guide you through the Standard Spoon for beginners and carefully lead you to more complex and adventuresome spoons including the Chair Spoon and the Artful Spoon (not for beginners), as well as Seasonal Spoons for those holiday get togethers.
But always be careful while spooning...if things get too heated...well we all know what happens
Anyways, the key to a good spoon is a tight formation. Our trained professional, Dr. Dr Mangosteen will guide you through the easy steps to spooning like the stars. Or under the stars!
With helpful tips on simple pleasures to set--and keep--a romantic, spoonful mood, The Art of Spooning will bring out the spooner in even you!
Now, as you can see in this picture below, there is a mutal curved position of the bodies with the 'outer spooner' wraps their arm around the 'inner spooner'.
Now to make this really work, you have to be sure to keep a tight formation. (see below photo)
Thats basically all that there is to spooning...
So now you all know how to spoon, why not call a few friends and have a good ol' fashion spooning party! But remember: Spooning leads to Forking...which leads to kniving...which leads to a new set of teaspoons...and nobody wants that.
a prime example of someone getting carried away and beginning to fork
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18 comments:
um. ok.
im not rachael van rij....
but.
its all true,
seasonal spooning is the best tho. summer.
no need to explain.
im surprised you didnt mention the worlds best spoon held by the spoon fest by the green house... it was an international affair too, irish/newzealand/canadian... but i dunno, the gold coast might beat that. huh
yeah well. that first picture, it's pretty much the hottest thing ever. I heard those girls spooned everywhere and anywhere...like what the heck! at a christian camp even!
NOT Q.A.
just kidding.
Ahh Doctor Mangosteen, he once sold me some sweet fruit. I want more.
ummm about the international spoonfest...Columbia was involved too...Keila!!! Woot! aka Keika...hmm hows the malaria Keika?
By the way, I am also hurt that you do not have me on your links anymore. I cry, a tear.
a) the gold coast could be a particularly good place for a spooning reunion, i feel.
b) in fact, because it's a beach, there may even be time for some intertwining. in the sea foam even. perhaps even alongside some seaweed.
c) i want to intertwine with barb. please. right now. DONE.
Oh to intertwine ourselves beneath the seafoam....
....that day can't come too soon.
But really, we have to take about a zillion photos of us spooning on numerous beaches all over australia...people will become jealous of it (like we were of those intertwiners) and we'll start an Aus-Wide Spooning EPIDEMIC!
I like spooning and the forking... but what exactly is knifing? I know it produces baby teaspoons, but what are the mechanics of knifing??
has anyone ever spatula-ed? or ladel-ed? oh yeah, ladel-ing is TOTALLY different.
hmm kniving....well when 2 knives love each other very very much....ummm flat against each other...
And YAH I've ladle-ed.....but Austin....have you ever EGG BEATERED??!!??!!??!!
now THATS an experiance that REALLY can lead to baby teaspoons!
shannon is soo cool!!! can i be your friend PLS!!!!! i want to be friends with you!!! aighty thanks mangs!!! ttyl peace out yo.. later
WORD!!!
yes, that was rhea from my class. she was persuaded by Noel and Nicole.
YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO COOOL.
egg beatered?
sounds kinky
oh it is austin, it really is....
rach, damn being anonymous.
MMmmmm egg beatering...
Lots of legs intertwined....usually 3 or more people...think of an egg beater (aka whisk) and imagine all the little wire things are legs...
THATS an egg beater....love of my life
I thought I was the love of your life Barb!
:P hhaha
yes damn this being anonymous thing eh Rach?!
Chantelle
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