i regret to inform you that...

...molly died. i replaced her with a pig. he's cooler anyhow.

...dumb questions...

Here is a list of stupid questions I thought of to ask your opinion on....mostly because I haven't posted lately and because I can't think of anything better to write...

1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?


2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?


3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?


4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?


7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?


8) What do you call male ballerinas?

9) Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?

10) Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'?
Is it because Americans are so self-centered?

11) Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

12) Do blondes really know that they have more fun?

13) What would you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezed?

14) What do people in China call their good plates

and lastly...

15) Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

Hot Hot Heat is FAMOUS?!?!?!

Working in a converted barn in a hideaway north of Victoria, BC, the band began cutting demos of their new material, a process that took them further into new creative frontiers. "We'd end up getting bored with our first takes," continues Bays, "and started changing them up and letting them evolve in new directions. A lot of the songs were demo'd four or five times before we had a version we could stay involved with."

How did these guys from Mill Bay / Shawnigan / Duncan area (More specifically Frances Kelsey) become famous?

And WHEN?!?!?!

I remember GOING to that barn and watching them play...then going to the Duncan fair...now their guests on MuchOnDemand....

I went on the FARRIS WHEEL with Dante...

This blows my mind....

Josh Fulmore...you're amazing.

I was looking at my friends comic site...and I found this one...



Anyways...that racoon had what was coming to him.....

....lil' bastards......

P.S.

Thank you to NATE SHELLEY for the idea to have the blog pets.

Thats all I can give you Nate because YOU ripped someone ELSE off because this was NOT your original idea.

Now I might have to kill you.

You're lucky I live way too far away to do that...

...I know where you live, remember?

On a lighter note....

...it's an 80's icon party thinger at the pub I work at tonight...I think I have to make an appearance in honour of all you club kids....

yes. a real live 80's dance party.

My friend Tara is making me a shirt that says something about being a groupie. . (that's what we're dressing up as.)

Apparantly first prize is a free tab...

...too bad all I wanna drink is coke...

Edward and Molly

Yes. I have blog pets.

edward and molly.

reminds me of a time when there were mice in our cabin...and in Malissa's bed.

oh staff training '04

so yah....edward and molly

A Game I Can Play...

Ok. So I suck at mario party...and that jumpy ducky game...and basically most xBox / Gamecube games....

but lets all go back to a simpler time.



Does anybody have this? Because I have this huge need to play something I can kick ass at...

Better yet....



duckhunt.

why have games become way to hard for me???

On that note...do you guys wanna do something tonight that DOESN'T involve hard games????

Another thing...have tv shows gone downhill in the last few years...or am I going crazy?

well...besides the keepers like lost...

maybe it's because I've watched tv all day.....

maybe thats why I'm rambling...

o man...I think I need to get outta here....

A survey huh?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Barb Legault
Birthday:	September 10
Birthplace:	...Duncan...
Current Location:	Calgary
Eye Color:	Green
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	5'3'' I think
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Um..Ukrainian and Scottish/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:	None
Your Weakness:	Candy Cane Hot Chocolates
Your Fears:	racoons...
Your Perfect Pizza:	no olives no hot stuff
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get out of this country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	What time is it
Your Best Physical Feature:	My ankle scars.....
Your Bedtime:	12....pub nights? 330-4am
Your Most Missed Memory:	Morning tea times at camp
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	neither
Single or Group Dates:	both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	nope
Do you Swear:	.....
Do you Sing:	always
Do you Shower Daily:	yah
Have you Been in Love:	love??? No not really
Do you want to go to College:	Yah
Do you want to get Married:	Yah
Do you belive in yourself:	sure
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Sometimes...this one ride at the rodeo killed me...
Do you think you are Attractive:	Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak:	haha no not really
Do you get along with your Parents:	Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms:	no
Do you play an Instrument:	Yah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yah
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	...no...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Have i?!?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	not a whole one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no :(
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yah
Ever been called a Tease:	hahahahahaha once
Ever been Beaten up:	yah
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	a shark...eating my head....then the shark gets blownup
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	an art teacher
What country would you most like to Visit:	Australia / Switzerland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	blue`
Favourite Hair Color:	brown
Short or Long Hair:	short
Height:	taller than me!
Weight:	dunno
Best Clothing Style:	clean
Number of Drugs I have taken:	4 008 646...kidding. 0
Number of CDs I own:	tons
Number of Piercings:	4
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	hahaha your kidding
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Hmmmm

I realized today that all I do is serve people....all day...almost everyday...

and not the good serving...like, not helping people

like giving them coffee....or beer....or shots....

I'M INDIRECTLY KILLING PEOPLE.

And that's all I've been doing with my life lately...

...besides seducing cute boys....





but that's a givin. (HA)

Why Ashley is WRONG.

"With that said, I'm dissapointed. Second cup just isnt stylish or sexy. Something about Starbucks just makes you feel cool! Wouldn't you agree? Maybe its just because all the celeb's are drinking it. Maybe it's because the lines are bigger, and because Starbucks has their own language! I just enjoy saying Grande nonfat xtra caramel caramel macchiato! I dont know. It's just a great accessory. ---I think the chairs are more comfortable too."
- Ashley Kitchen

Ok. I have to fight back because I work there....and have to maintain SOME second cup pride...otherwise I may burn the place down...ok...

Firstly - the cup
It is too hot. ESPECIALLY the christmas ones. stripy and beautiful. cutesy little red jacket. with the whipped cream and red sprinkly things on top. So hot.

Secondly - i dont care if the celebrities drink Starbucks
starbucks only has ONE kind of fair trade coffee while second cup ONLY HAS fair trade coffee.
besides...I get 50% off at my second cup...for me and 7 others...

Thirdly - coffee is bad for you and you shouldn't be addicted to it.

Check it out: Caffine = Death

Can anyone do this????

This ladies husband HAD to take a picture of us because APPARANTLY no one else that he knows can do this with their throats.....is it true???

Am I really a throat freak??????

Top 10 Reasons Why Being Single is Better

This is for you Rachael

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox."
-Woody Allen

Yep, I've decided that I am giving up on the whole dating-thing-finding-mr-prince-charming crap...not that I was really LOOKING...but even still...I'm taking the time to get to know me....aka keeping my options open for when I am living in the land of hot boys with accents!
Ok..also, it was pointed out to me by my little sister (who, by the way, has FOUR boyfriends....) that boyfriends are dumb...
ok here goes my top ten reasons why I'm better off than 99% of my friends!


10. INSTABILITY: What, I have to ask, is so good about stability? It's about as exciting as goopy porridge. Yes, there's someone there every day. That would frighten the crap out of me. Are you here, again? Ya freak.

9. FREEDOM: It's great not having to deal with the emotional baggage. I don't have to compromise or be accountable for someone else's happiness. Now, I just have to think about me, me, me...and besides, compromising is as difficult as saying cinnamon, and I never get that right.

8. SOCIAL LIFE: Relationships always get in the way of your good friendships, so you're better off without them. Claim your life back, get out more and book a holiday. Singles are far more likely to be in the Serengeti, than in supermarket 'meal for one' section. Enjoy the freedom and make the most of it.

7.UMM VARIETY: The water's full of fit blokes

6. SPONTANEITY: Whether it's moving to Australiaa or playing crazy golf at midnight, nobody's there to tell you you're daft.

5.FREEDOM (part 2): Men take up too much valuable time. The minute that you're in a relationship, your hair looks crap, you gain a stone and your tan and nails wither under the pressure. Single people always look better because, let's face it, gorgeous men are everywhere and you need to be ready

4. NO ONE CARES: Nobody's opinion matters except yours. You can pierce your eyebrow. Get a tattoo. Not come home for days. Not leave home for days. Stir your tea with a potato peeler. Pick your nose. You may be able to find better things to do with absolute freedom, but I can't think of any

3. SHOPPING: Why have a relationship when you can have more retail therapy? Shopping and men have never mixed and it's better to purchase in peace, without a bloke whining incessantly. I certainly don't miss classics like 'We've already been in here' and 'That's it, I'm going home.' Yeah, right, see ya mate. I’ve got shoes to buy

2. THE EGO BOOST: The second that you realise you're better off single, is inevitably the moment you unwillingly become a man-magnet. They're just like buses, nothing, and then ten come at once

1. THE OBVIOUS: Boys are stupid and, really, we should just throw rocks at them...besides I hear that GENERALLY guys kinda suck in the formation area....right Rach? Spooning really should be a girls only sport.

People are retarded

I was reading the Darwin Awards today and I realized just how STUPID people are! (oh...if you dont know what the darwin awards are - they're awards givin to people who die idiotically.)
It's amazing really...for example:

(7 March 2002, Colorado) When Gerald was pulled over by police for erratic driving, he decided it was better to flee from the stolen car on foot, rather than face possible jail time for a parole violation. This was the first of two successive mental lapses. Gerald's actual thoughts are unknown, but *may* have been something like this: "The officers are only suspicious and alert now... I'll make them hot, sweaty, tired, and angry by leading them on a wild chase through dark alleys and fields."
During the subsequent foot chase, Gerald attempted to dissuade officers from the pursuit by firing a 9mm Ruger semiautomatic handgun blindly over his shoulder. This was the second illustration of a potential mental deficiency. "Officers are running behind me. They have guns. I have a gun! They have eyes in the front of their heads, so they can see to aim at me. I don't have eyes in the back of my head, so I'll fire wildly behind me and see what happens!"

Unfortunately, Gerald appears to have been one of those folks who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. Or at least he couldn't flee and fire at the same time. While discharging the weapon over his shoulder, Gerald managed to shoot himself in the head with his own gun, bringing the chase to a sudden conclusion.

Four shots were fired, none by the officers, who found Gerald's pistol next to his fallen body. Gerald was transported to a local hospital where he expired the following day, thus removing a set of genes deficient in both judgment and coordination from the gene pool.

Holy crap.

Honestly...I had to put this on here because I'm in such shock that people can be this retarded...

Ok heres another one:

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away.

My point is proven...but this one is a winner...wow....

A 23-year-old bar-brawler who had been escorted out of the Turtle Club in Florida by a bouncer, sneaked back in and leaped off a staircase, aiming a kick at another man, but was killed when he landed on his head.

Oh yah...by the way..statistically guys are dumber. In North America, out of 150 people who died without dignity, only 16 were female.