Monday, October 31, 2005

The Art of Spooning



Ahh spooning. What is spooning? Spooning is a kind of horizontal hug, two bodies curling up so they both fit perfectly into each other's--like two spoons in a drawer!
Never spooned before? Well, fear not! Expert spooners, Barb Legault, Rachael van Rij and Chantelle Walsh will guide you through the Standard Spoon for beginners and carefully lead you to more complex and adventuresome spoons including the Chair Spoon and the Artful Spoon (not for beginners), as well as Seasonal Spoons for those holiday get togethers.
But always be careful while spooning...if things get too heated...well we all know what happens

Anyways, the key to a good spoon is a tight formation. Our trained professional, Dr. Dr Mangosteen will guide you through the easy steps to spooning like the stars. Or under the stars!
With helpful tips on simple pleasures to set--and keep--a romantic, spoonful mood, The Art of Spooning will bring out the spooner in even you!
Now, as you can see in this picture below, there is a mutal curved position of the bodies with the 'outer spooner' wraps their arm around the 'inner spooner'.

Now to make this really work, you have to be sure to keep a tight formation. (see below photo)

Thats basically all that there is to spooning...
So now you all know how to spoon, why not call a few friends and have a good ol' fashion spooning party! But remember: Spooning leads to Forking...which leads to kniving...which leads to a new set of teaspoons...and nobody wants that.

a prime example of someone getting carried away and beginning to fork

Sunday, October 30, 2005

ABC's for Angela

A- Ange, you inspired something
B- beautiful inside of me...to
C- create this just for you.
D- do do da do
E- Every day I miss you but
F- folk dancing keeps my busy but I'm
G- going crazy because polk music is bad for the brain
H- Hate is the feeling I have for it...
I- I have an awesome story for you (a true one...)
J- Jason Wiens broke me today...I was
K- Kicking his asleep
L- Leg...and so he grabbed my kicking leg and threw
M- Me to the ground...well, unintentionally (says Jason)
N- Never shall I forgive if my body is permanently damaged
O- OH...you dont understand how funny it was though...
P- Probably the best you've yet seen...but then, you have seen
Q- Quite the amazing things you have seen...like
R- Rhinos....
S- Seriously..no clue what you've seen...
T- Tell me sometime ok?
U- Umbrella was the only U word I could think of....just as
V- .....nevermind.....
W- what a sick mind you have there!!! I was going to
X- X-Claim: VAGABONDS
Y- yes.that is truth
Z- zzzzzz (im asleep now)

Ange..that was for you because I also have no life....or at least...very little

Friday, October 28, 2005

Wow. This is amazing.


Who is this man and where can I get his autograph???