Kay FINE!!!!!!

....because I have APPARANTLY offended a million people, I figured that I should frigging apologize for it....even though I really don't care about what any of you think.

So this is my public apology...to everyone except Chris Blenkin...I don't really care how you feel.

So there. I did it. I'm never saying sorry for that ever EVER again.

About freaking time

So I heard that the croc hunter died. Really, if you ask me???? About time. The man was BEGGING to be done in by some kind of animal. I'm just glad that it wasn't a boring senerio, like a croc biting his hand off and him bleeding to death...

Funny story, did you know that if he didn't try to rip out the barb himself, he would have survived? ha loser.

Ok yeah...sucks for the family, but that's what you get for marrying the worlds most retarded celebrity.

Australia can be cool, once again.

I'm coming home..

A lot of people have been asking me about what I'm doing this fall... slash the rest of my life.

Here it goes (last I checked)

1. Go home and live with my mum (super cheap..and you ALL know I love curfews!!)
2. Get a job...or more than one...I'm that poor and I have that much time on my hands.
3. If all goes well, I'll pick up some classes at Malaspina (Mum doesn't charge rent if I'm in school!)
4. Live to see next summer....I hate winter and if I get hypothermia I might take my own life. Or looking back on my track record in life....snowboarding MIGHT just do me i this year.
5. Get a sweet tan...(Did I hear a Caleb say AUSTRALIA?...or was that Italy?)
6. Go to Malaspina full time next Spetember....haha spetember? Sweet. Yah I want to get my BEd. MMmmm bed....super tired...
7. Get married....no Neil..I won't die alone... SO THERE! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
8. Live to see my 73rd birthday...

That's all I got..

Now here is a sweet picture of me and a pitchfork